WAKE UP

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00AM for an early morning
business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on
a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew
she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the
bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created
man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Author Unknown - Shared by Dr. Gloria Jo Floyd